Alright guys time for a little honesty – I’m in a lull.
I haven’t messed up in a good month so I’m not trying to overcome anything. I haven’t been partying it up. My sex life is the equivalent of this:
I’m bored. Getting up in the morning is a Struuuh-guullll.
The only one who can change this is myself. So here it goes. Some new goals:
1. No more mother effin dairy. No more cheese sticks, no more ice cream, no more low fat cool whip. Even Greek yogurt is off the table cas Lord knows it’s a dairy gateway drug.
2. Let’s start getting legit ready for work in the morning – no more ballerina buns and a lack of eyeliner.
3. Go to the freakin dry cleaners already. Aren’t you bored of black cardigans?
4. Mix things up a bit – how about some morning workouts! (Haha no I’m kidding. I can’t get up any earlier.)
5. Clean your room dammit.
6. Let’s start meal preppin’! Whoop whoop get excited!